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POO SHITCOIN on TON

100% PURE SHITCOIN

Get yours on DeDust

Contract Address

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Behold, POO SHITCOIN, the one and only divine dung currency you shall ever require amidst a sea of lesser excrements!

• N̶O̶ S̶H̶I̶T̶
• NO MEMES
• NO UTILITY
• NO FAIRLAUNCH
• NO PRESALES

POO roadmap and the sacred teachings of Shittynomics!

• ✅ 100M Total supply. Embark on the final quest to solidify the essence of the POO token meta and relinquish ownership like a true master of the cryptoverse
• ✅ The almighty 70% POO/TON liquidity pool, fortified by the Master’s own 300 TON, a testament to the grandeur of our financial conquests.
• ✅ Lock 100% LP Tokens
• Engage in the fiery ritual of LP tokens incineration on unlock date, purging the remnants of the past to forge a brighter future for POO
• Anticipate the majestic emergence of fecal societies
• ✅ Unleash a torrent of POO SHITCOIN NFTs
• ✅ Bestow upon the chosen few the divine gift of 15% SHITCOIN through a majestic airdrop, honoring the NFT holders on April 17, 2024. 5M POO for The Master of POO NFT, 3M for NFT #1, 1M for NFT #2, 205K for other NFTs (Only for NFTs that are not on sale)
• Persist in the creation and sale of NFTs to fuel the eternal cycle of POO coin buyback, ensuring a prosperous and unending journey towards greatness
• Seal away sacred POO reserves for future marketing, burning, airdrops to be bestowed upon the NFT holders, esteemed community administrators, and dedicated active members, ensuring their continued prosperity and loyalty!
• Set aside a mere 5% of the legendary POO SHITCOIN for the Master’s grand collection.

Alright, buckle up and let’s find out how high that stinky POO coin can soar!

Word from The Master of POO (consistently imbued with divine upgrades)

In the realm of internet sagas, the duty of a master does not lie in the mere administration of communities; Nay! If thou possessest the unbridled courage to embark on this grand quest, forge ahead boldly, and lo, I shall shower you with the mystical links to wondrous communities beyond imagination! Behold, the adventure awaits!

That is, you can create your own POO communities, and I will post links here and on getgems.io. Just send a link to your community in comments with any shitty token to Master’s wallet

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For the coin shall soar to celestial heights without the need for mere raffles to propel its ascent! Out of all the shitty coins out there, POO coin really stinks up the place!